juicy on Toontrack Drum Module

I want one.
I don't want to be tethered to my computer.
I have purchased and sold every module on the market plus never ever have i used any standard Roland or Yamaha sounds in a mix.
Always TT or Equal.
After purchasing a 2Box and porting some of my TT kits over and also just triggering them outright i realise this is the Best Combination.
Its alive and most realistic.
Funny thing is if you look inside the 2Box, it's a very simple device and sounds way Superior !!
It can't be too hard to marry these conceptually.
Even the new Td50 from roland sounds like a drunk drum machine in the hand of humans so
Please just put them all out to pasture and create for us the ToonTrack Module.
Imagine that.